A TENS machine is a battery driven impulse thingy! You may have seen the slimming machines that position a pad at either end of a muscle and pass a small current through two sticky pads which make the muscle contract and relax - NO to the best of my knowledge you can't use it for that >
The small TENS machines can be worn and carried around and cost about £30.00 - they are also excellent for sciatic nerve problems, and the like.
Well? when the Green Mujahadine are rushing around with a tiny weenie - NO weenie (for English readers - 'small' would be safer for Americans :-[ ) electrically heated garden roller inside your bladder I just have a happier feeling about meat welding than of this demented micro gardener lighting bonfires under water to quarterise capilliaries! :o
With a TENS machine you could position the pads and wear the thingy, leaving it off but the second pain struck you could switch it on.
Such parts of ones anatomy used to be taken seriously, even by nurses with smiles and more! Now that it seems a team effort and they all dress up in green before plunging in the direction of ones genitals it is probably best not to take it too seriously. A one on one enthusiasm, when I am not the only one without clothes is one thing but the effect seems humourous when they are mob handed!
Your choice of emoticons immediately prior to your statement:may well at the very least aleviate pain but perhaps you should take care as to the company in which you suggest it - especially when you claim to have no warning of these impulses :
but I won't tell anyone
I do hope the TENS idea works for you - You may even be able to borrow one from your hospital physiotherapy department, then if it works for you you might be able to buy one through them cheaper than on the open market.
Look up TENS on Google - I got 43,400,000 :
hits so that will take your mind off pain [etc. :-/] for a while!!!
Regards,
Greg L-W.