I,_____________ being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by
artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead
politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers
and doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
Glass of wine
Chocolate
Margarita
Sex
Chocolate Martini
Cold Beer
Chocolate
Sex
Chicken fried steak
Cream Gravy
Chocolate
Mexican Food
Chocolate
French Fries
Sex
Chocolate
Pizza
Chocolate Ice Cream
Cup of Tea
Chocolate
Sex
Chocolate
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I
hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the
tubes and call it a day.
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate