Dear Sled (I just like the name)
We all are with you as you approach the big day. As you can see, my post has no list of procedures at the bottom. I just don't know how to do it and I don't know the names of the procedures. I never had time to learn (diagnosis 7/02/08.. 2 robotic surgeries during July; and on 8/08/08, a new neo bladder!) I am sure there are others out there who have a wealth of experience and advice but are technotards like me. You will find that we are an amazing group. We talk about everything, nothing is off limits! Things that you find ambarrasing to discuss, have already been discussed.
When I first went to my urologist, they gave me a gown and sent me to a changing room. I undressed, put on the gown, and returned to the examination room, where they quickly took off the gown and started the exam. When I asked why they made me change in a private room and then strip me naked in 10 seconds, they said "You are new here and the first time we give you a shred of privacy... You will find that there is no dignity, or shame in the urology dept"
This site is secure in the knowledge that we are all in this together. We are either waiting for, in the process or have had, various treatments or surgeries. We have all had different experiences and fears. As you proceed, don't think about what is appropriate, everything is.
As for the sheets. Get cotton, and a mattress pad, and stock in Depends (look for some of the new male pads) and be sure your partner realizes this fountain is not controllable situation. My wife NEVER made me feel self-concious about bed wetting and my angst was minimal. This was a BIG factor in my mental recovery. Even embarrassing bodily functions became a light hearted activity.
I am now 15 months out, and JUST getting nightime continence, but sometime I leak, and I don't sweat the small stuff. I am still here and my doctor told me "there are a surprising number of people out there wearing bladder control pads under business suits"
Keep your eye on the prize.... keep your sense of humor...DON'T sweat the small stuff....make fun of it!!!
George