I thought you would all get a kick out of this LOL:
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed,
this means a 1/2 hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given five more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the
house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.
Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is
a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A
loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for
the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can make
to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long
and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for
your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question,
or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has
told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
herself. This will later result in a man asking
"What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
