After reading some posts, I thought we could share some humor.
My two twin seven-year-olds like to watch me change my Urostomy bag and pouch. One said that my stormo looked like I was sticking out my tounge. At about the same time, some urine squrted out. The other twin said, "Look, the tounge is spitting."
I few seconds later, there was an actual stream of urine that lasted a few seconds. They both giggled. I told them it reminded me of their first pee as newborns. They both laughed when I told them that they both hit their nurses. One twin backed away and said, "Don't hit me dad."