I had a post all set to go, on this very subject, a week ago! Mike is a mind reader.
But my story is a little different. Ever since my surgery 2.5 years ago, I have instantanious bathroom needs from the other end.
I was riding back from Syracuse with my wife at the wheel when suddenly; 15 miles from an exit, I had to GO.
I coached my wife into driving a teeny bit quicker than normal. Finally topping out at about 90. Blew through the EZpass at about 50mph (should be 5mph) and came in HOT to a Dunkin Donuts.
By this time, I was in AGONY. I walked in like the Hunchback of Notre Dame. But came out like a "Man, walking Tall" My wife burst out laughing, as did the other patrons who couldn't stop themselves.
I know this should have been an embarassing situation for most, but I have been to the urologist. I don't know what bathroom embarassment is. In fact, I was kinda proud.
Humor is where you find it.
George