I remember a Barney Miller episode about this.
Fish (Abe Vigoda) getting up to go to the bathroom: You know, they say you figure out a man's age by taking his height and multiplying by the number of times he goes to the bathroom in day.
Cracked me up! I tried to find the exact line and wound up reading through so many hilarious quotes from the show that I think I'll have to start recording it off the TV Land channel.
On another note, I think I may have tied you for number of times in a night! Not anymore though. Since the RC/prostatectomy I use the external catheter and get up exactly zero times in a night. If I had known about them before I probably would have tried it out before the bladder cancer!
Mike
PS: Going back to read more Barney Miller quotes....