A man woke up one morning to find a brown bear on his roof.He found an ad for "Bear Removers "and gave them a call.The bear remover arrived in his van and took out a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pitbull-
"How are you going to get rid of the bear ?" asked the homeowner.
" I·m going to put the ladder up against the roof,then knock the bear off with the baseball bat. When the bear falls on the ground the pitbull is trained to grab him by the testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough to let me put him in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What·s this for ?" he asks.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof , shoot the dog !!!!" replies the bear remover.
Flamenco
Very funny thanks I needed a laugh.