THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS!
> Medicare Coverage In A Nutshell
>
> The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."
>
> "Mrs. Ward, please."
>
> "Speaking."
>
> "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When
> your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy
> from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which
> one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
>
> "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
>
> "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the
> other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your
> husband's."
>
> "That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.
>
> "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests
> one time."
>
> "Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
>
> "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
> somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep
> with him."
LOL, Joe
