An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,
'Yes, Nurse Tracy,' said Mr. Wallace. 'My Private Part died today,
and I am very sad.'
Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little
crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept
my condolences.'
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his 'Private Part' hanging out of his pajamas when He met Nurse Tracy.
'Mr. Wallace', she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall
like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'
'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you
yesterday that my Private Part died.
'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it
hanging out of your pajamas?'
'Well', he replied, 'Today is the viewing...
