Duct tape! Why didn’t I think of that? I wonder if WD-40 would work on the constipation.
Sorry to have caused so much confusion in an effort for brevity. I do have a neobladder. Although I live in Louisville, KY, the surgery was done at Indiana University Health in Indianapolis, where the original Indy pouch was developed. I chose to go there because my local uro wasn’t as concerned about nerve damage as was Dr. Michael Koch, who performed the operation. From some of the stirrings I’ve had in the region, I believe he was successful.
To further compound the confusion, I work in southern Indiana. That’s where I was going when the dam burst. I’m going to try again today but with the 2-liter collection bag. That may be a more effective prop to advance my case to get another month of medical leave.
By this time tomorrow, I will be back in Indy for CT scans and catheter removal to start phase 2 of the recovery.
Thanks for all of your responses. I look forward to reading the new posts.
Flyer