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    Calling Home….Ha Ha…. :0

    Posted by momof4 on December 17, 2008 at 12:40 am

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    0 of 0 replies June 2018
    Now

    **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**

    **’Hello?’**

    **’Hi honey.**
    **This is Daddy.**
    **Is Mommy near the phone?’**

    **’No, Daddy.**
    **She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.’**

    **After a brief pause,**

    **Daddy says,**
    **’But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.’**

    **’Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
    **Right now.’**

    Brief Pause.

    **’Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
    **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
    **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
    **That Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.’**

    **’Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.’**

    **A few minutes later**
    **The little girl comes back to the phone.**

    **’I did it, Daddy.’**

    **’And what happened, honey?’ **

    ‘Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed With no clothes on and ran around screaming.**

    **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
    **And now she isn’t moving at all!’**

    **’Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?’**

    **’He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**

    **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
    **And into the swimming pool.**
    **But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water**
    **Last week to clean it.**

    **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.’**

    *****Long Pause*****

    *****Longer Pause*****

    *****Even Longer Pause*****

    **Then Daddy says,**

    **’Swimming pool? ………..**

    **Is this 486-5731?’*

    Caregiver for my Wonderful Husband Angelo, who has Metastatic Bladder Cancer.

    Life isn’t about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

    Rockyiss replied 15 years, 6 months ago 6 Members · 5 Replies
  • 5 Replies

  • Rockyiss

    Member
    December 27, 2008 at 2:46 am

    Karen, Good one !! lol Rocky

  • webs

    Member
    December 17, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    Karen,

    My kindred sister thanks for the laugh.

    Charlotte

  • cynthia

    Administrator
    December 17, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    You are a very bbbad woman I hope you feel guilty it hurts to laugh right now.

    Cynthia Kinsella
    T2 g3 CIS 8/04
    Clinical Trial
    Chemotherapy & Radiation 10/04-12/04
    Chemotherapy 3/05-5/05
    BCG 9/05-1-06
    RC w/umbilical Indiana pouch 5/06
    Left Nephrectomy 1/09
    President American Bladder Cancer Society

  • Guest
    December 17, 2008 at 8:42 am

    Karen,

    You are sooo wicked!B)

    Anne

  • Stephany

    Member
    December 17, 2008 at 2:06 am

    heeheeheeheeheeheehee

    Thank you (wiping cheeks)

    Stephany in Iowa

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