IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF UNITED BLADDER FIGHTERS
DETERMINED FIGHTERS,
Plaintiff,
v.
BLADDER CANCER CELLS,
AKA: "LITTLE c"
Defendant.
NOTICE OF EVICTION
NOW, on this 18th day of October, 2010, the Court, having been fully advised in the premises, hearing the argument of the Plaintiff, and observing the circumstances, hereby ORDERS that BLADDER CANCER CELLS, aka, "LITTLE c", ARE FORMALLY EVICTED FROM THE BODY OF "OKIE".
FURTHER, the Court FINDS that "LITTLE c" has been measured, weighed, found wanting and is without the necessary means to maintain residency within the body of any of the "DETERMINED FIGHTERS" and is, therefore, directed to immediately and without further delay, depart from the premises of each and every one of the bodies of the "DETERMINED FIGHTERS" without additional discussion or excuse.
IT IS THE FURTHER ORDER OF THIS COURT that "BCG" will now provide "quarterly maintanence security and inspection to assure that "LITTLE c" complies with the directives of the Court. In the event of "LITTLE c"'s failure to comply and detection within the body of any of the "DETERMINED FIGHTERS", BCG will take immediate action to completely and totaly eliminate the presence of "LITTLE c" from the date of this ORDER forward.
IT IS SO ORDERED.
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JUDGE IMA HAPPY CAMPER
[NO RECURRENT CANCER DETECTED - START MAINTANENCE NEXT WEEK
] My thanks and gratitude to each of you for allowing me to vent when I needed to and to derive strength from this group in the fight against a common enemy. Thanks again,
Jim (Okie)
