This post is a great idea! Thanks SurferNYC2006 for starting it - it's very therapeutic and funny to say the least. We've all had our share of stupid comments, and it does help to laugh through the tears.
I crack up at "the whiperers". Having blc doesn't mean I'm sensitive to noise - you can speak in at a normal volume. And, don't worry - if you use a normal volume, it won't startle me so much that I pee myself!
I get tired of people telling me, "You look great for having cancer"... or "No one would ever guess you had cancer". What do I need a sign on my forehead or something that says, "I had cancer"? But, in their defense...before I was diagnosed I too had the naive opinion that everyone with cancer probably feels, looks, acts, etc. sick. Of course, some times we do feel, look and get sick, but cancer isn't an automatic whack with the ugly stick or anything!
One of my favorite annoying comments is, "Do you need to pee or have you peed today"? Maybe I'll invent a bumper sticker that says, "Have you peed today"? ;D