what does your medical attention tag say?

Thanks....in putting all this information together, it looks like we should have something like "Continent Urinary Reservoir, Cathertize Navel Stoma every 4-6 hours with 12F" and on the back "I pee through my belly button."

Mine says

Continent Urinary Indiana Reservoir
Catherize Every 4-6 Hours With 18F
Catheter

Thanks, guys, for the humor. And gals for the suggestions. I'll let you know what we come up with. We went out for some jazz last night, and everything worked great at the Casey's restroom, so we're having some fun now.

Stephany in Iowa

I do not have one, nor had anyone mentioned it to me.

If I did it could say: "The bag on my belly is full of Urine not poop, don't call it a colonostomy bag."

That red circle down from my belly button you see
Please don't touch because that is where I pee

Mine says Indiana Pouch..Naval Stoma..latex allergy
Of course noone around here has the slightest idea what an Indiana Pouch is so the point is mute if i'm unconsious!!! After 4l/2 yrs my scars are gone so they'd probably just be scratching their heads at my cute little red bellybutton which is my stoma!!
I have to many drug allergies to put on anything so i just carry a list of them in my purse...........Pat