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    Posted by on May 17, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    :silly:

    Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

    Do you suffer from shyness?

    Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

    If you answered yes to ANY of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

    Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything.

    You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

    Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

    Side effects may include:

    Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
    Loss of motor control
    Loss of clothing
    Loss of money
    Loss of virginity
    Table dancing
    Headache
    Dehydration
    Dry mouth
    And a desire to sing Karaoke

    The FINE Print:

    WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

    WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

    WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

    WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

    After careful research one has learned that red wine and champagne may be interchangeable with the product – Margarita.

    This is a Phase 11 trial suggesting ongoing research may be of more benefit.
    Dr. Pat (i played one on TV once)

    Nix replied 15 years, 9 months ago 6 Members · 9 Replies
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    nix

    Member
    May 18, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    Hey, it must be 5:00 somewhere!


    Nancy S
    Ta CIS
    dx Ta 11/06
    dx Ta CIS 10/07
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    mmc

    Member
    May 18, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    Gin makes you sin.
    I will sign up for that trial instead of Margheritas.
    :)

    I just happen to have some Tanqueray in the freezer so I will start trials promptly at 5PM. Any earlier would just be uncouth! ;)

    On the other other hand, if I didn’t have to work, I might have started earlier. Since it is 84 degrees here now, I believe it is perfectly acceptable to start at noon.

    So many rules…and so little time….

    Mike
    :silly:


    Age 54
    10/31/06 dx CIS (TisG3) non-invasive (at 47)
    9/19/08 TURB/TUIP dx Invasive T2G3
    10/8/08 RC neobladder(at 49)
    2/15/13 T4G3N3M1 distant metastases(at 53)
    9/2013 finished chemo -cancer free again
    1/2014 ct scan results….distant mets
    2/2014 ct result…spread to liver, kidneys, and lymph system

    My opinions are my own and do not reflect the opinion of ABLCS or anyone else. I am not a doctor nor do I play one on TV.
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    Guest
    May 18, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    Well this is complicated. Trials initially held with the female population as we were already aware that most men could get these results with any particular libation of choice..and usually to excess. The androgens and projesterone overload keeps them from imbibing just one of anything. Thus the Margarita Trials which actually taste like lemonaide or limeaide to some…sissy stuff to guys.
    Jack..to ply your wife with more than one Margarita…disguise it as a summer cooler….try the unconventional glass…a tumbler…you might omit the salt as thats a sure giveaway that you’re up to something.
    Lisaloo…i think you’re on to something there with the gin and tonic..I shall put you personally in charge of the Phase 1 Trial of that. The more trials the better.
    Well gotta go……got a table to dance on…….
    Dr. Pat

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    lisaloo

    Member
    May 18, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    Not keen on margaritas can I have an alternative prescription please of Gin and Tonic
    LOL Lisa xxxx

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    nix

    Member
    May 18, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    I will be happy the try this “trial” at home as soon as I get the blender out:)

    Nix


    Nancy S
    Ta CIS
    dx Ta 11/06
    dx Ta CIS 10/07
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    sara.anne

    Member
    May 18, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    Why are Jack and Mike reading “Women’s Health Issue?”

    SA


    Diagnosis 2-08 Small papillary TCC; CIS
    BCG; BCG maintenance
    Vice-President, American Bladder Cancer Society
    Forum Moderator
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    Guest
    May 18, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    I like this!!!:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

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    moonerj

    Member
    May 18, 2009 at 11:19 am

    Pat, my wife never has more than 1 drink at a time.
    Could you please send me the right formula, so all those things will happen with just 1 drink.:laugh:
    Jack


    TA Grade 1
    3 Turbts
    30 BCG Treatments
    Cancer Free since Nov 2007
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    mmc

    Member
    May 18, 2009 at 1:50 am

    I would like to sign up for the clinical trials. :)
    We should test to see if the treatment works for men also.


    Age 54
    10/31/06 dx CIS (TisG3) non-invasive (at 47)
    9/19/08 TURB/TUIP dx Invasive T2G3
    10/8/08 RC neobladder(at 49)
    2/15/13 T4G3N3M1 distant metastases(at 53)
    9/2013 finished chemo -cancer free again
    1/2014 ct scan results….distant mets
    2/2014 ct result…spread to liver, kidneys, and lymph system

    My opinions are my own and do not reflect the opinion of ABLCS or anyone else. I am not a doctor nor do I play one on TV.

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