Home Forums All Categories Chit Chat Tickle Me Elmo

  • Tickle Me Elmo

    Posted by momof4 on August 24, 2008 at 11:18 pm

    Subject: Tickle Me Elmo

    There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

    Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

    The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager’s door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.

    He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

    The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo’s all over the factory floor and they’re really beginning to pile up.

    At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle MeElmo’s She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

    The 2 men watc h in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo’s legs.

    The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.

    ‘I’m sorry,’ he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, ‘but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday…’

    ‘Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    Caregiver for my Wonderful Husband Angelo, who has Metastatic Bladder Cancer.

    Life isn’t about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

    Rockyiss replied 16 years, 5 months ago 5 Members · 4 Replies
  • 4 Replies
  • rockyiss's avatar

    rockyiss

    Member
    September 4, 2008 at 3:22 am

    Ha Ha HA lol lol lol lol !!!!!!! Rocky

  • Gordon's avatar

    Gordon

    Member
    August 25, 2008 at 2:03 am

    Groannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn :laugh:


    age 70
    Dx 10/03
    neobladder 9/4/04
  • jerrysgirl's avatar

    jerrysgirl

    Member
    August 25, 2008 at 1:23 am

    I totally needed that huge laugh tonight! Thanks!!!!

  • webs's avatar

    webs

    Member
    August 24, 2008 at 11:41 pm

    :P :laugh: :P :lol: :lol: :side: :woohoo: :woohoo: :P :laugh:

Sign In to reply.