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    Posted by on July 25, 2011 at 10:23 pm

    I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished; so I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss. An telum, u luvum!!
    I really llluv u guuuuys……. :silly:

    jimswife replied 13 years, 6 months ago 6 Members · 6 Replies
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    jimswife

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    July 30, 2011 at 7:22 pm

    Pat, next time I am stressing I will definitely seek out ALL the unfinished projects around our house. I am sure there are plenty to finish off…er’ up…er’ well you know what I mean. Thanks for a good laugh today.

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    July 29, 2011 at 3:24 am

    Yes Diane I’m afraid you hit the nail on the head. According to my resources you must now double the dose…adding a little Amareto helps a lot…well actually the entire bottle is even better.
    You do know that it is not intravesical right?
    :P
    pat

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    flamenco

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    July 28, 2011 at 11:02 pm

    Pat, I think I have a problem, I finished the wine, started on the champagne, and am just rooting in the fridge for chocolate , but i can still type – does this mean I am building up immunity?
    P.S loved your post
    Diane

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    rockyiss

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    July 28, 2011 at 4:22 am

    Pat, It is midnight and I am tired and you made me laugh, (took me a minute to figure why you started to misspell words.) DUH ! Thanks for the smile. Rocky

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    dieseldoc

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    July 26, 2011 at 1:06 pm

    Hehehehehe!!!! That was great, I luv it. :laugh: :cheer: :woohoo:


    T1,NO,MO battling bladder cancer since 2005
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    kathleen_t

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    July 26, 2011 at 1:00 am

    [applause] :laugh:


    — Kathleen

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