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    Economic Downfalls cause companies to merge…:.)

    Posted by momof4 on October 6, 2008 at 1:33 am

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    With all of the economic downfalls of the past few weeks, many prominent companies have now decided to merge;

    1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

    2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

    3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

    4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

    5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

    6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

    7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

    8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

    And finally…

    9. Victoria ‘s Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: Titty Titty Bang Bang

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    Cynthia replied 16 years, 3 months ago 4 Members · 4 Replies
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  • cynthia

    Administrator
    October 6, 2008 at 11:56 pm

    Thank you for the laugh. You are amazing!

    Cynthia Kinsella
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  • Guest
    October 6, 2008 at 8:26 am

    Hi Karen!
    Thanks for that! Cheered me up! Sent you a PM recently as you said you had not had any.maybe you did not get it?
    Hope to chat soon.
    Regards,
    Betsy Mae

  • stephany

    Member
    October 6, 2008 at 2:12 am

    And how are you? I was in the chat room tonight, and several people said they hadn’t heard from you. We were all wondering……

    Doran wanted to go to bed early, so I’m going to work on my paperwork, and hang out in the chat room to see if anybody’s around.

    Stephany in Iowa

  • stephany

    Member
    October 6, 2008 at 2:09 am

    Oh, my! Thanks for the laughs!

    Stephany in Iowa

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