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  • 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

    Posted by momof4 on June 12, 2008 at 3:01 am

    20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down..

    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.

    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

    4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it “In”.

    5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

    6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ” For Smuggling Diamonds”.

    7. Finish All Your sentences with “In Accordance With The Prophecy”.

    8. Don’t use any punctuation.

    9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

    10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

    11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go”.

    12. Sing Along At The Opera.

    13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don’t Rhyme?

    14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

    15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You’re Not In the Mood.

    16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

    17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won! I Won!”

    18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling “Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!”

    19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.”

    20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ..

    Tell this to Someone To Make Them Smile.

    Its Called … therapy.


    Caregiver for my Wonderful Husband Angelo, who has Metastatic Bladder Cancer.

    Life isn’t about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

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    June 16, 2008 at 7:13 pm

    Clara,
    Zoloft takes awhile to work, as does any anti-depressent..maybe you will see a difference in a few weeks. I hope your beach trip cheers him up, getting him out is the best med for him right now, God Bless and have a nice trip!!!!Ginger

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    clara

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    June 12, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    Thanks for some therapy to start my day!

    Hope today will be a good one for you and Angelo.

    Started Bob on Zoloft yesterday, he has been soooo depressed since the dr. visit on Monday.
    Heading to the beach tomorrow and we will get to see his son–I am hoping he will get him out and try to cheer him up some. Of course when we are at the beach house, the girls and I will try to entertain him along with the son-in-law that will be there. He is a funny guy too so I am hoping to get Bob out of this mood.

    Love and prayers,
    Clara


    Caretaker of husband, Bob.
    Stage IV
    Diagnosed Jan, 2007

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