Hi,
so they have an international training scheme
Is that why the lamp post was invented! ;D Clearly an educational facility :-?
I understand almost all dogs are experts on canine colon cancer ;D
The truth of how cats and dogs started on this extensive research is actually based on evolution. In the very early days there was, just like today, endless war between cats and dogs - so a meeting was called and all of the dogs and all of the cats arrived at the huge stone circle but they were not allowed to bring their tails in as they were the display weapons that caused the wars so they all took them off and hung them up on the buches around by the small discreat loops [provided for hanging them up] that are concealed below the tail.
Don't believe me - just lift their tails and look.
A lightening storm broke out and all the cats and dogs were so frightened [they are still frightened nowadays] as they ran out of the circle they grabbed a tail and dashed to hide in the woods.
Ever since they have been trying to sort out whose tail is which by checking the loops ;D
You see it has nothing to do with colon cancer
Regards,
Greg L-W.