Rick...one more very important thing. Do not think you can actually remember someones phone number and try to dial them on the hospital phone....Its a Scam......Somehow i received a $758.00 bill from Sprint when i got home ...huh? I don't remember any of those calls. So i repeat...
DO NOT USE HOSPITAL PHONE
This is your computer talking to you. It may look like it is from Mike, but it's just me, the computer, all by myself sending messages to you.
I notice that you have been hitting the button for morphine (on that OTHER computer, you cheater). We have names for morphine computers you know, but I won't get into that now.
To prove there are no hard feelings as I understand you had major surgery, let me just caution you not to do any banking transactions or send messages over email to any bossses at work for the next few days.
By the way, "I love you man" is not the appropriate response when the boss calls to check up on you. Just thought I'd pass that along.
I know how much morphine you are using based on how many times you hit the backspace key. You can't fool me.
Get well soon and do what the folks from ABLCS have been saying and WALK, WALK, WALK.