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Mike\'s crazy theory on BPH and Bladder cancer

8 years 9 months ago #30492 by vgau
George,
Loved your idea and it is great to have someone like you that reminds us to laugh.
Thanks,
Vi

Dx 10/5 Non Invasive Papillary

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8 years 9 months ago #30489 by GKLINE
I am SO GLAD that you all went with this hijack. I can certainly see that you all have the same twisted sense of humor that I have. I sometimes think I am the only one "out there"
Glad to know you are with me

George

Light a man a fire and he is warm for an evening.
Light a man ON fire and he's warm forever.

08/08/08...RC neo bladder
09/09/09...New Hip
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New Man! [/size]

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8 years 9 months ago #30482 by Webs
Is that what that little purple alien was doing? :angry: Will have to drop kick him the next time I see him. :P

If you can't laugh you cry, I'd rather laugh at least the laugh lines are pretty. :kiss:

Webs

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8 years 9 months ago #30481 by Patricia
Reminded me of the movie "Passion Fish"....Great movie..probably more of a chick movie but anyway there is one scene where a soap actress gets her big break in a B Alien movie and she has one line...."I didn't ask for the Anal probe"
and she proceeds to give a dozen different readings of it..hysterical
1. i DIDN't ask for the anal probe?
2 I didn't ask for the anal probe!!!!
3. i didn't ask for the ANAL probe...
4. i didn't ASK for the anal probe??
and so on.......
:side:
pat

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8 years 9 months ago #30478 by mmc
George,

Alien probes are already a well known cause of cancer.
However, less than 1% of aliens do anything with the bladder as they seem to have a particular fondness for anal probes.

:P

Mike

Age 54
10/31/06 dx CIS (TisG3) non-invasive (at 47)
9/19/08 TURB/TUIP dx Invasive T2G3
10/8/08 RC neobladder(at 49)
2/15/13 T4G3N3M1 distant metastases(at 53)
9/2013 finished chemo -cancer free again
1/2014 ct scan results....distant mets
2/2014 ct result...spread to liver, kidneys, and lymph...

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8 years 9 months ago #30474 by GKLINE
I have this crazy theory about bladder cancer.

I was visited one evening by a silver disc shaped flying machine that made no noise and had flashing lights that paralyzed me into a trancelike state. A tiny purple man came out and zapped me in the bladder area with a tiny ray gun. Two months later.... bladder cancer.

I have been reluctant to reveal this until now. But I think the people on this site may have had similar experiences.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

April 1st will be here soon

George.... or ....as I am known on ZXenON.... Yusleig

Light a man a fire and he is warm for an evening.
Light a man ON fire and he's warm forever.

08/08/08...RC neo bladder
09/09/09...New Hip
=
New Man! [/size]

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